Memorize a few of your favorites now so you're ready next time you see someone cute! If you need some inspiration, we've gathered the best pickup lines for you. And here's the key: If you lean into how cheesy some of them are, your sense of humor and confidence shine through instantly. Beginning a conversation with a total stranger can be intimidating, but these funny and cute pickup lines are a great way to break the ice. My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.Pickup lines may have a reputation for inducing eye-rolls, but they can be useful - if you have a good one, that is. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?ħ9. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.ħ8. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? …because I can see myself in them.ħ7. Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.ħ5. I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.ħ1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?ħ0. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?Ħ9. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?Ħ8. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.Ħ4. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?Ħ2. Cutie, are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna marry you.Ħ1. When I’m around you I can’t think straight.Ħ0. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?ĥ9. Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.ĥ8. Do you sleep on your stomach? No…? Can I ?ĥ6. I’m not feeling myself today can I feel you?ĥ5. I hope you’re not a vegetarian because we’re gonna eat some meat.ĥ4. Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.ĥ3. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.ĥ1. because I bet that I can turn you gay.ĥ0. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your handĤ9. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.Ĥ8. Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?Ĥ7. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you’ve got fine written all over you.Ĥ6. Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.Ĥ5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?Ĥ4. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.Ĥ3. Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.Ĥ2. Wanna know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.Ĥ1. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.Ĥ0. Looks like you need some flame in your life.ģ9. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.ģ7. Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.ģ5. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.ģ4. Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?ģ2. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.ģ0. I’ve fallen for you so hard, I can’t think straight.Ģ9. Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.Ģ8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Ģ7. I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?Ģ6. Do you sleep on your stomach? No…? Can I?Ģ5. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat.Ģ4. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.Ģ2. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?Ģ0. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.ġ9. I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.ġ8. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.ġ7. I think i’m gay, want to prove me wrong?ġ6. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?ġ5. You’re the hottest person in the atmosqueer.ġ2. Today, I don’t feel like doing anything except you.ġ1. May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?ġ0. Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?ĩ. Do you really think you’re straight? So is spaghetti till it’s wet.Ĩ. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.Ħ. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.ĥ. You know what would look great on you? Me.Ĥ. I played Tetris as a kid, so I’m sure I can make it fit.ģ. Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?Ģ. Whether you are looking for a casual hookup or something more serious, using these gay pick up lines will break the ice and even can get you closer to your goal.ġ. Gay men are known for their wit and humour, which allows them to come up with pick up lines that are both funny and flirty. Well, it’s because of the unique way that gay men communicate with each other. But why is it possible for them to be so? It’s not just about finding a clever or funny line but also about making sure that it is appropriate and inoffensive. It requires you to understand the nuances of LGBT culture, language, and the person you are trying to pick up. Finding a good pick up line for someone of the same gender can be a tricky task.
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